Snow Day Fanatic Pillows

'Everything smells like carrots!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It is too snowing!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Angels making snow humans

Oi to the world!

Phone Mittens

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Recycled Flake

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'