Snow Fanatics Pillows

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bless You."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A skier and a paraglider

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Weather today.

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."