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Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A skier and a paraglider

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Weather today.

"It covers up all the debt."