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The stages of winter

'I hate snowboarders!'

Acme Outdoor Resorts, Inc.

'I'd be happy to take some that snow you've been getting. Seriously...'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Bobsled sabotage.

"I'm allergic to ice."

Weather today.

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

'Careful, that's hot.'

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Jack Frost in Bath

Uninhabital USA.

Going South

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Every time it snows I seem to put on weight."

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

Goodbye cruel world

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

We shall overcome covid-19

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

'Snowman Liposcution':in the same building on the side:'Sno Cones'.

'With an ordinary patient, a mild fever would not concern me.'

'How many times do I have to tell ya....UNPLUG THE TOASTER!'

Snow cones serve yourself.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!