Snowy Day Enthusiast Pillows

Festive squad

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'