Snowday Enjoyer Pillows

"Please stop using those four letter words like snow and cold."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'It is too snowing!'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Festive squad

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Slippery, huh?"