Snow Day Appreciator Pillows

"The garden looks much neater after it's snowed."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Festive squad

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Angels making snow humans

Phone Mittens

Oi to the world!

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Recycled Flake

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."