Snowy Day Appreciator Pillows

"Winter has arrived."

Good News about winter

Non-Denominational Carols

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Festive squad

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

Oi to the world!

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Recycled Flake

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"