Snowy Day Appreciator Mugs

"Winter has arrived."

Good News about winter

Non-Denominational Carols

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Festive squad

'It's a snow mobile.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Angels making snow humans

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

Oi to the world!

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Barbecue in the snow.