Snowy Scene Appreciator Mugs

'Gesundheit.'

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Whose the new guy?"

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Mountain Goats.

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

The First Frozen Embryos.

Internet Cafe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Warm Winter Wishes

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Snowman glares at a dog.

"Have you tried icing it?"

"Winter has arrived."

Igloo with a view

Snowman duel

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!