Snowy Scene Enthusiast Mugs

'They suspect arson.'

'Remind me. I'm good with names but not faces.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Angels making snow humans

Phone Mittens

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Turtle Sledge

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Snow Cow

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"