Snow Day Aficionado Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

Swiss train in a mountain station, all the passengers are skiers except one man with a snow shovel instead of skis on his shoulder.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

The lonely figure

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Phone Mittens

Oi to the world!

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."