Snow Day Aficionado Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

Swiss train in a mountain station, all the passengers are skiers except one man with a snow shovel instead of skis on his shoulder.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

The lonely figure

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Staying Warm.

Angels making snow humans

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

Oi to the world!

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."