Snow Day Lovers Gifts

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It is too snowing!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'