Snow Day Lovers Gifts

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Inappropriate Snowmen

Couple melting the snow around them.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It is too snowing!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Festive squad

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'