Snow Admirers Gifts

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Bridge.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"It's her first snowman."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Snowman Tattoo

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Boxing Snowmen.

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Turns out it was all water weight."