Snowperson Admirer Gifts

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Skiing.

Snow flake

Snowyphus

Yo ho ho!

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Snow Bridge.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"I love this time of year."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"It's her first snowman."

Chivalrous Snowman

Snowman Tattoo

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'It can't last.'

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

Ski-ers.

Ice Fishing.