Snowperson Admirer Prints

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Skiing.

Snow flake

Snowyphus

Yo ho ho!

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Bridge.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Snowman Tattoo

Chivalrous Snowman

"It's her first snowman."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'It can't last.'

Ski-ers.

Ice Fishing.

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'