Snowperson Enthusiast Gifts

"All right, Ms. Cooper. We'll turn up the heat."

"While you're out, pick up a scratching post."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Bunny Hill

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Snow Crime

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Ski kicker.

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