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"All right, Ms. Cooper. We'll turn up the heat."

"While you're out, pick up a scratching post."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Bunny Hill

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

Ski kicker.

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'

Flake News

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"