Snow Person Aficionado Gifts

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

Ski kicker.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider