Snowperson Sculptor Gifts

"When all is said and done, I wish I hadn't built that erotic snowman on the front lawn."

"The secret of my longevity? I switched from Botox to styrofoam injections months ago!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Frosting the Snowman

Snowman

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime