Creative Snow Sculptor Gifts

"It's a bit derivative."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

UFO and snowman

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."