Snowman Sculptors Gifts

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'What are you smiling about?!'

'Don't tell Mom, but I kind of enjoy a day off from TV now and then.'

A man stuck in a snowman

"Don't worry. He won't last long."

"I... hate... this... place."

Don't worry, it's that same as with dogs --- A cold nose means you're healthy.

'My balls are freezing!'

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

"Do you have any predictions about winter never ending so that my people can rule the world?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Little help?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman