Snowman Creator Gifts

Freeze!

"It's a new type of nose job. It's called 'carrot cake'."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

"Little help?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snowmen Around The World...

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'