Snowman Artists Gifts

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Snowmen Around The World...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

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