Snowman Designer Gifts

"I'm not thrilled with the cosmetic surgery, but at least now everything doesn't smell like carrots."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Snowmen Around The World...

Snowman

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Shaved Ice

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman