Snowman Lovers Gifts

'I want a smaller carrot.'

Last Day of Winter

'Honey...the old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

"Why does she have to put her nose into everyone's business?"

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Gimme the carrot!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You call this ice?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Do you come here often?'

Sand Snowmen

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"