Snowman Lovers Gifts

'I want a smaller carrot.'

Last Day of Winter

'Honey...the old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Bridge.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

"You call this ice?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'