Sporty Snowmen Lovers Gifts

Boxing Snowmen.

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Snowmen Around The World...

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Snow Crime

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

A skier and a paraglider

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Frosty, the Golden Years

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"You have ice water in your veins."