Snowman Fans Gifts

Final Liquidation Sale

"Frosty the Repairman"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Dennis Had Ambition

"Oi, fatty! Move it on a bit!"

'No ice.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Do you come here often?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'