Snowman Supporter Gifts

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

Snow Bridge.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Sand Snowmen

"You call this ice?"

'Do you come here often?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Snowman Tattoo