Cold Weather Connoisseurs Gifts

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."