Cold Weather Connoisseurs Gifts

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Say, I just had a thought

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'