Cold Weather Aficionados Pillows

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Evolved to Ski.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Ice Fishing.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

I Love Winter!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"