Cold Weather Lover Gifts

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

Say, I just had a thought

"Get Whale Soon!"

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Congratulations! You may already have won a cruise to Alaska!'

I Love Winter!

Bad weather.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Electric Blanket.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."