Cold Weather Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Slipping Insurance $5.

"Enough already!"

snowman tired of being in a snowglobe

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Snow cones serve yourself.

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'