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'So, you'd like the job as product manager!'

'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Minnesota Freezer.

igloo smoking zone...

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"Judging by where I've been transferred to, I think my boss is still unhappy with me for opening that attachment and infecting all the computers with a virus."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Football fan

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'