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"Somewhere, anywhere cold."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Global Warming.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'California: Here I come!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Wintertime Barometer.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"