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"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

Walkers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

igloo smoking zone...

Igloo Building.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'