Cool Air Enthusiast Prints

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Air Pollution Threat

Elephant seeking fresh air

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

igloo smoking zone...

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'