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'This smoke is driving me crazy!'

Chilly baby.

Clean air.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Painting clouds

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.