Breath Of Fresh Air Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman with an asthma inhaler.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Walkers

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'By god that man stinks!'

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

Clean air.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Brush your teeth!

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."