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'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Walkers

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Bull charging a fisherman

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Weather today.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Clean air.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Minnesota Weather.

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Canute Does It Again

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Questions for the wise one.

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'