Fresh Air Lover T-Shirts

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Relaxing in the Sun

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

Man showing in the rain.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Walkers

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man rakes a tree

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Picnic with thieves

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Chilly baby.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Bear Signpost.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'