Fresh-breath Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Walkers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

Organic Soldering.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman walking in the wind

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

Walking Trip

"You bought an airbrush?"

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.