Fresh-breath Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Air Pollution Threat

Elephant seeking fresh air

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Clean air.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Organic Soldering.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Brush your teeth!

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman walking in the wind

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

Walking Trip

"You bought an airbrush?"