Breathing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Gesundheit.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'By god that man stinks!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Keen gardener.

Hexercise.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Air Bill

'How was aerobics class?'

"Gesundheit!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Organic Soldering.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Gesundheit'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'