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Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Gesundheite!'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Gesundheit."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Gesundheit!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Sneeze

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Asthma cats