Sneezing Enthusiast Gifts

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Whistler's father.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Gesundheite!'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Gesundheit."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Modern art?"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.