Sneeze Enthusiasts Gifts

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Gesundheit."

Sneeze Police

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Bad times to sneeze

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Gesundheit."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Gesundheit!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'