Snooze Enthusiasts Gifts

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

Narcoleptics Crossing.

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Have you noticed that sleeping in isn't half as enjoyable since we retired?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Gesundheite!'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.