Snooze Lover Gifts

Realistic alarm clock.

Alarm clock

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Yours is adjustable?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Lovers embrace

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Is that you purring?"

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."