Snuggle Lover Gifts

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Litterary Dogs.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Pillows in love.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Tired Woods

"Nap time."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Hugs 50 cents

"Give us a minute, honey."