Nap Lover Gifts

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

'I've got a moral dilemma here -- Mr. Zimmerman really needs the sleep, but it's costing him $175.00 an hour.'

'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'

Relaxing in the Saddle

"When everyone gets a pillow you may start your presentation."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Nap time."

Cyclist is Fast Asleep.

"This is cultural appropriation."

Tired Woods

Natural Regeneration Area.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"It's not for us to question why, on certain mornings, the master is silent."

Sleeping beauty

'Pretty confident, huh?'

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

'Work today was brutal. I slept only six hours.'

"He avoided the flu but got spring fever."

After the picnic

"Can I program my smart couch to be less rude?"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Snoring on my yoga mat is not aerobic exercise."

'What's so annoying is that he seems to get such a kick out of it.'

'Most of all I like sleeping on the train...the trouble is I am the driver.'

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

'...I almost overslept my afternoon nap.'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

'Doctor, do you have anything to stop me falling asleep when I'm at work?'

'When it comes to the garden, he's more GROAN than growing.'

Uprooted

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'